This is my specially curated home and not a cookie cutter hotel room with empty cupboards and zero imagination. Every detail in this apartment is unique from the cleaning equipment to the sunburn cream and basic medical supplies over the counter. Many empty shelves to the ceiling are available for your personal use, however you chose to complain about a few personal items like a shaver and a toothbrush at the lower shelves, which has been removed since your request. Initially at arrival after I monitored your progress over four hours, we were well prepared for your arrival which no hotel would do, so your freshly baked bread and wine was neatly presented for your delayed arrival.
The microwave works fine like it still does and if it did not, we had a full team on standby. Once you arrived you complained about the fact that this was a first-floor apartment even though the pragmatic issues of a step height of 17 cm were discussed and agreed upon prior to your arrival. In most first-world countries where a high premium is placed on hygiene it is a pretty standard request in top end properties to remove your shoes for hygienic reasons. A perfectly sized ottoman is provided at the front door to assist in any difficulties to exchange shoes for slippers should you not like being barefoot. We also provide gowns at no charge and laundry services at your cost collected and delivered at no charge. When you complained upon arrival about DSTV which we do not offer, we immediately got a technician to upgrade our flat screen TV to a state-of-the-art smart TV. He spent three hours with you to familiarize yourselves with new technology.
This system does not accommodate DSTV but offers many other options. Being in one of the most magnificent places on the planet, I'm surprised anybody would want to watch TV. We are surrounded by nature reserves, restaurants, and a well-fitted kitchen with highly valuable equipment. Large woks and heavy-based pans are capable of doing anything better than a pot. Guests are usually treated to freshly baked homemade bread, condiments, butter, milk, and a bottle of red wine.
The cupboards are stocked with spices, oils, and useful items to be able to cook without shopping for a wide range of spices and condiments. The comment about cupboards filled with groceries is absurd as these items are there for guests to enjoy and save a lot of money and time. The extra-length king-size beds are covered in 300+ thread count Egyptian cotton weave which you won't find in most hotels or at almost any apartments at such a low-price range.
One of the unique aspects of this apartment is the candles we supply at no cost so that guests can enjoy the incredible lighting and atmosphere. We are pleased to see that you at least found that aspect of the groceries useful.